From CNN: Marijuana Plantations Feeding Europe’s Habit
Europe’s insatiable jones for the sweet, sweet cheeba has increased the demand for high-quality marijuana. To meet this demand, peasant farmers in South America are growing cannabis in greater...
View ArticleDriving With Tommy Chong Not Necessarily A Death Sentence
Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its...
View ArticleCelebrating 40 Years Of Hallucinogens In Baseball
By Smaktakula On June 12th, 1970, Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates somehow managed to pitch a no-hitter while tripping his balls off on LSD. As with any such feat, the success is not due to...
View ArticleKurt Cobain’s Spirit Exacts A Slow And Terrible Vengeance On Courtney Love
Courtney Love, Generation X’s heroin-slagged answer to Yoko Ono, is an oozing societal sore which refuses doggedly to heal. The most heinous of her crimes, of course, is being so...
View ArticleNews Of The Duh: Evidence Suggests Some Illegal Drug Use In Rave Culture
There’s much wisdom in the old maxim, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Readers of Promethean Times will know that we subscribe not only to this aphorism, but also its corollary: “If it is broke, the...
View ArticleCalifornians Wisely Rethinking Marijuana Legalization
By Smaktakula You’ve got to hand it to the Cannabis Mafia–they almost pulled it off. They came dangerously close to fooling enough of the electorate to transform California into a patchouli paradise....
View ArticleStill Not What You Were Looking For?
By Smaktakula In which we once again present some of the various search-engine keywords used to find Promethean Times. Some, we suspect, were not on purpose. See our first installment here: Not What...
View ArticleHappy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad
By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a...
View ArticleSweet Lady Meg
By Smaktakula In years past, degenerate types seeking a new high would have to work for it. Forced either to rely on the often-dubious advice of older siblings or else trust their luck to trial and...
View ArticleMeg: A Clear And Present Danger To The Golden State
By Smaktakula When Promethean Times first commented on the phenomenon of kids using nutmeg as a recreational hallucinogen (see Sweet Lady Meg), we believed–perhaps foolishly–that these were isolated...
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